Albino frogs are so cool.

I haven't made a post in so long. Welcome back to hell dicks.

adanac

Click for full size little bitches.

teen wolf

I'm using airport wifi and I guess these are the kind of things I post when I'm in an airport. They are playing CNN really quite loudly all over the terminal and there are all these husky military types in Ohio State tees scoffing at mentions of abortion and obama and what not all over the place and I CANT WAIT TO BE IN CANADA.

That's a shitty cake.

Here are some terrible cakes from the.....70's?

I stole them from cake wrecks. FUCKING CAKE.

party party party, were gonna have a party!

Two halloweens ago I thought it would be cool to put this movie on and then push the tv up to the window facing out onto the street while I handed out candy. Half way through the night some dude with a ponytail came up to me and asked what it was and I said "Oh it's the first dracula" and he said "NO NOSFERATU WAS THE FIRST DRACULA, I REALLY LIKE DRACULA" and I said "get your god damn ponytail off my fucking porch you mid-western freak show!"

Actually I didn't say that, I'm pretty sure I just laughed nervously and mumbled something about how nosferatu was cool and suddenly became very aware of my cleavage.
The point is that you should never hand out candy in downtown dayton because everyone that lives there is a disgusting bag of rotting American fat.

Next year I am totally being Andrew WK.

we like the moon

I bought a lot of moon related things today, which reminded me that I saved these like 5 days ago, and that I am pretty much the lamest person alive. This is mostly for my best bud Sam and for Greg. Here you go guys. You know, you two should really go gay for eachother because at this point it only makes sense. I'm okay with it, don't worry.

ripleys hair

If you don't think that Alien is the coolest thing ever then you should probably just go ahead and press that x button up at the corner of your screen there and leave me alone for the rest of my life.

CLICK ON THIS

every sperm is sacred

Let The Right One In is one of the best movies I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Go get in your car or on your fixed speed bike (I'm looking at you, douchebag) or on your space ship and go rent it right now. But don't watch it with the dubs on, durr.

I stole all of these from Cinema Is Dope.

don draper is a dick

This is what comes up when you look up bear claw on google images.

Enter...The Hell Chamber!

GO HERE. It rules. They're really small though, and I don't usually like to post stuff this small, but they're still awesome and beggers can't be choosers and birds and baskets and what not.

The Alien ones are by far the best.

purple crush

Variety poast. Livin' la vida loca lol.

(cinema is dope is a really great thing)

the defender of fun

SORRY. I ignored you. I know. Well I mean...I was in Chicago for a while to see SHELLAC! (omg) And I was working 5+ days in a row and I um I did other stuff too. Mostly I just put you off because you're sort of a pain in the ass. But now I have nothing to look forward to again so I'm gonna throw together this piece of shit post and you'll probably like it because that's our thing. These are the great things that I found when I looked up Alan Moore on Google images:




And here are these two things that also came up lol:



LIFE CHANGING WEEKENDS!!

I'm gonna piss on your grave tomorrow

Pam Grier was the hottest bitch that ever lived.

I think I'll just suck dicks instead

Here's some big huge giant pictures of old nick cave. Make them your wallpaper. Make them your life. Wake up in the morning and make them breakfast. Take these to your cabin for a weekend.

give me those liver treats

These I guess were um some pictures for some artsy fartsy fashion magazine or something. I just like them because I like, no, love, liver spots. I hope some of you hipsters get some inspiration from this or something. I want to see you all dragging around giant lamps next time i'm in vancouver. Get fucked.