m-3006-DD, ruiner of lives.

So I was google image searching "mice" to prove that they were cute and instead I totally crashed my entire reality into this giant flaming pile of creepy. And now you too, internet user, share the same fate. It's fucking awesome, isn't it. Yes, yes it is.
(http://www.akrondesign.com/Mascots)

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THIS website has like thousands of shit like this and I have spent hours and hours on it and still haven't seen it's entire glorious collection so here you go nerds. I am not even going to talk about the new star trek movie because we all know it's gay shit for fags, okay?

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I'm sorry if this post ruins your internet but it's 2009 and you should really have an appropriate connection so I'm not really sorry at all actually.

These are all my favourite things. EXPECT MORE OF THESE. UPGRADE YOUR ROUTER. EAT DICKS?

hey joe biden would you like some puddin pops

my blood tastes like crystal meth

did somebody say something about buying a new car?!

what would you do for a klondike bar

war, what it is good for?

Another set of trading cards I got for 50 cents at a comic-con. My life is made of this and it's pretty sad. I dedicate this post to my george bush and my common-law stepdad Dave. I miss you both.



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its my party and i'll die if I want to lol

Christina Ricci used to be really hot and weird and she was in casper and now and then (fuck you that movie is amazing) and all these things rule.
But then she got all thin and weird and now she looks like this.

I know this post is totally awful but NOW AND THEN IS A REALLY GREAT MOVIE.

luke were gonna have company luke were gonna have company luke were gonna have company

These are from this big set of trading cards my boyfriends brother bought for like 4 dollars at meijer. They were buried under a bunch of other crap nobody would ever want. They're all just really blurry and grainy screenshots from them movies, but I don't care because I'll take whatever lame star wars bullshit I can get because I am truly, truly cool. That first one is upside down btw, but it's funnier this way.

rad poops

Here is the rest of the rad dudes cards as promised. They all have those ridiculous little blurbs on the back of them but that was the best one. This was a great investment.

dicks son deliciosas

That babe is what makes smoking cool.

I got my new charger today so I'm about to drink a shit load of coffee and clean my nasty apartment and once im done that I'll drink more coffee and scan a whole lot of stupid stuff. It'll be such a great waste of my time.