"oh, that? it's a giant wall key"

I found this on a shelf in this really gross thrift store in Dayton, so I took it of course. I had it up on my wall for a while. What a head of hair, it really suits his incredibly creepy dungeon like living room. It almost looks like he was just sitting in complete darkness and someone just walked by and took a picture. I hope he is nobodies grandpa. That's his new name. Nobodies Grandpa.