dancing queen

Yeah I scanned this one too. Shut up I lost it in the blinding glory that is my pictures folder.

giger bitch

I don't remember where I found these, but there were ads for stereo equiptment. Fucking bad ass stereo equiptment.

bad ass motherfucking haircuts

The title says it all.

weird ghost child poster thing

Okay I lied about that being the last thing I had scanned because obviously this is the last thing I had scanned and I forgot about it whatever. I found this on the ground in dayton ohio near a gas station and I really probably shouldn't have picked it up for that exact reason but I did and here it is for you. Enjoy.

great great grandfather

I got this at a planned parenthood book fair. There is something written on the back of it like "great great grandfather" or something but I am too tired to find it and write it out and you don't care anyways so what's the big deal. This is the last of the things I scanned for the blog SO WHO KNOWS WHATS NEXT?!!!??

hey is that a room

Another postcard. Apparently this is a room. Yes. A room.

nancy and nancy

Why don't ugly women pose like this anymore?
I just realized how similar these two women are. They look like Nancy's.

laundry

These aren't mine. I found them on one of my old photobuckets but I dont really remember how they got there. Sweet find right?, whatever fvck you.

where am I

Just a couple of post cards I found in Washington. I have nothing to do with useless things like this that I own. They sit in a broken plastic purple folder. Sometimes I bring the folder out and spread everything out on the ground and go OKAY I STILL OWN THESE THINGS GOOD. And then I put them away. Yep.

"oh, that? it's a giant wall key"

I found this on a shelf in this really gross thrift store in Dayton, so I took it of course. I had it up on my wall for a while. What a head of hair, it really suits his incredibly creepy dungeon like living room. It almost looks like he was just sitting in complete darkness and someone just walked by and took a picture. I hope he is nobodies grandpa. That's his new name. Nobodies Grandpa.

get a new suit

This is actually a post card. Who would send this to someone as a greeting? I don't know. What I do know is that that chick has a huge rack.

cardboard coolness

Here be thy squares. Squares of glory.

slap that dump

More awesome stuff from Daiso. These are supposed to be like menko cards except on the package the english read as "dump cards", with a move called "slap dump". Yeeeaaahhhhh.
These are just the round ones, I'll post the square ones later.

goblin smoke

Something different today. These are the front of these little cards I bought at the Daiso in Richmond, BC. On the back they have this sticky gum-like substance that you're supposed to rub on your fingers, and then when you touch the two fingers together and pull them apart the substance turns into what looks like smoke and wafts away. "Goblin Smoke" they call it. It's entertaining for about 3 seconds but I really only bought them because they look fucking cool.

corpse trampling

I'm pretty sure I cut this out of an adbusters magazine about jesus and post-apocalypse survival methods. Sigh.

homes we can't afford anymore

These are all postcards. There are about 10 more of them, but these are the only ones I care about. The last one is the envelope they came in. Bette Davis has the best house imo, who does Cary Grant think he is, anyways.

this guy rules

What an awesome guy. I paid 4o cents for this but I'm pretty sure I would of very likely paid at least $1.45 for this level of totally rad gentleman.

stamp of the beast

There was nothing on the back of this but a stamp with the number "666"

a view

I found this in an antique mall in Bellinghman, WA. It's actually a very small little picture, sits in the middle of my palm. The next few posts will likely all be from that antique mall. I think it was called "Aladdin's"

1st

New blog. First post.
I am the best blogger. All the internet shall bow to my blogging abilities.


Ps. bolshy grahzny messels also means "big dirty thoughts"
Gypsies, man.